Work

I
‘d like to believe that the common thread in all my work is a deep and abiding love for humanity. However, for me love is the awkward unwed uncle of desire, the chubby dance partner of romance and the burning mouth flesh of hot cheese pizza. In other words: I may love humanity, but I never trust it.

Love is the awkward
unwed uncle of desire.”

Do let me know if you see anything you like in these pages. It is all licensed Creative Commons/Non-commercial, so you are free to use or re-publish any of it as long as you’re not making money.

And yes, I am available to write wedding vows.