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Artist’s Statement – 2009

By tobyscales on December 30, 2009

This is what I submitted to MFA programs as my “Artistic Statement.” Ballsy? Lazy? Overwhelmingly Pretentious? You be the judge.

Posted in Periodic Rambling | Tagged Graduate School, Pretentious Ass, Writer's Block

Sometimes things just light on fire…

By tobyscales on December 6, 2009

…and sometimes you find yourself staring into the abyss of your soul, trying to remember why you ever made half the decisions you’ve made in your life, and how on earth you’re going to explain yourself in under 350 words.

Posted in Periodic Rambling | Tagged Graduate School, Pretentious Ass, Spontaneous Combustion

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