Pornography I’ve Seen

By tobyscales on November 7, 2009
Sometime in 2005 I realized I had the beginnings of a short story collection on my hands. Truly without intending to, I had written half a dozen or so short stories about sex and sexuality. (I was a twenty-something male writing what I knew. Or wanted to know.)
I call it Pornography I’ve Seen.
You can download it for the Barnes & Noble Nook here.
You can download it for Apple iBooks here.
You can download it in ePub format here.
WARNING: This material is highly graphic and may be offensive to some people, particularly those who have seen me naked. That means you, Mom.
Posted in My Work, Short Stories | Tagged Produced/Published, Short Stories
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